Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

As Shredder joins forces with mad scientist Baxter Stockman and henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady to take over the world, the Turtles must confront an even greater nemesis: the notorious Krang.

Ok, first off allow me to apologize for slacking so much lately.  I’m sure that the whopping 100 of you that take the time to read this are quite upset.  I think the reason that it has taken me so long is because I’ve been dreading talking about this peace of garbage. “How could I possibly say that?” you ask?   I mean it is what the fans wanted a TMNT movie with Tyler Perry!  And not good Tyler Perry from Gone Girl either.  It was normally awful Tyler Perry.  As for positives I do think the way the turtles interacted with each other, was better than the first and their personalities were more centered than they were previously.

Honestly to me it felt like this was made for 5 year olds, granted that was probably the intended audience.  However you can make films appealing both ways!  Someone forgot to tell Nickelodeon that.  Like every single scene in this movie is a straight up exposition scene.  EVERY SINGLE ONE!  Like oh you’re way too stupid to understand the plot: Let me explain it for you.  I don’t know what exactly the plan was with shredder, buttttt it failed, miserably.  Such a wasted character.  Krang is whatever, actually take that back he kinda sucks too.  Honestly I think my biggest qualm is the fact that there is no action sequences.  All the turtles do is parkour that is it.

Teenage Mutant Parkour Turtles- Starring 4 CGI Green Bodybuilders, Megan “I was only cast to look hot” Fox , A giant Brain and Bad Tyler Perry

Grade 3.5/10

 

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